Friday, February 6, 2009

Michael Phelps and Reefer Madness

Weed ain't nothin' but a thang.

We all know its just this side of utterly harmless; certainly less harmful than a bottle of Jack Daniels (excuse me, Mr. John Daniels-- I speak of him with respect, as he once kicked my ass hard), and we heavy stuff like heroin or crack cocaine ain't even in it.

But the holy herb does provide this society an important service: it's a good reason to beat up on black people.

Which is why I agree that Michael Phelps needs to be arrested and charged.

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